tooneyd:

This is immediately where my mind jumped to when I saw this image

tooneyd:

This is immediately where my mind jumped to when I saw this image

asymptoticabsurdist:

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

Would they be able to withstand the extreme water pressure, cold, and blood scarcity, though?

(Source: gottsmote)

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

Like 3 people: *raises hand*

Professor: Who plans on never getting married?

Me: *raises hand*

Professor: *points me out* why?

Me: It's illegal.

Professor: touche.